THE POSTMAN DROP KICKED MY NEIGHBOURS CAT
b@st@rd how can i get him?
2007-03-07 00:04:14 · 37 answers · asked by CHAAAAAAARGE! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mariam I couldn't give a rat's b@lls what sort of day he was having, YOU DO NOT DROP KICK ANIMALS unless you wish to suffer in return, what a moronic postal tossp0t.
2007-03-07 00:12:39 · update #1
Drop kick the postman, of course!
If you're serious, then report him immediately. The cowardly little git. If anyone tried drop kicking my cats, I'd drop kick their sorry a.r.$.e into the middle of next century!
2007-03-07 00:06:02 · answer #1 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Revenge is never the answer, but since I love animals, You can try to do a complain to the post office. It is hard to get a mail person one of the things I can think of is a sign that says keep off grass, that way they have to go up the drive way and back down and go on the sidewalk!! I mean that is not very creative, but the only other thing to do is get the police involved and and make sure he gets what is coming (depending on were you live, the punishment is REAL BAD) Also you can try to get the ASPCA if you have one in your area, if this is true you can contact me and I can see if I can get some numbers in your area!
Adam D.
2007-03-07 00:12:43 · answer #2 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Report the sick b@st@rd to the post office and the rspca for a start, or if another neighbour has a really big and angry dog u could borrow that and scare the living daylights outta him, or better still, grab him and dropkick him all the way to your local A+E!!
Happy Hunting!
2007-03-07 00:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
chop off his head and pee or poop down his neck or you could do both but the real thing you should do is report him to the mail company. you can bring him to court or even get him fired for cruelty against animals a postman threatend to hurt my dog and even that got him fired so i would say hurting the animals is a cruael/evil affence, the b@ste@d i should find wher he lives and give em a good old wacking or if you dont want the hassle of going to court set up trip wires in your garden to make him fall hahaha LOL
bye
2007-03-07 00:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by chrisyrusell 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If this is true make a written complaint to the post office. And keep a camera handy, if he does it again, get a photo and sell to the newspaper. The money you make you could give to an animal charity.
2007-03-07 00:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by DS 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If this is true, you should report him to as many different organisations as possible. I'm glad I wasn't there, because I'd now be in custody. This sort of behaviour upsets and enrages me. Such a person, in my book, loses all rights and is fair game. Happy hunting!
2007-03-07 00:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by I'm Sparticus 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Report him to the Postal Service!
2007-03-07 00:06:59 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
sign up for a lot of free magazines for the entire route he walks..he will be lugging a lot of junk mail and catalogs to his postal customers...sic the dog on him.....put a skunk in the postal box and when he opens it...he will get doused with skunk juice..
you should never get into a peeing contest with a skunk...just leave the post man alone..he may end up being your dad and then where would you be?
2007-03-07 00:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Drop kick the postman
2007-03-07 00:05:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
let the tyres down on his bike every day or find out where he lives and get 5 tons of manure delivered to his house. if you were able to, you could get into his house, plant loads of little walkie-talkie type things (like on spy films) and play howling cat noises all hours of the day til he goes mad. failing that report him to the RSPCA
2007-03-07 00:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋