2007-03-06 23:37:43 · 11 answers · asked by jani 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ok i don't mean to be wierd. But ya know, just thought someone had new ideas that I could try. I don't wanna hav to go buy anything so thought I could use somethng I already got but never looked at as a means to have fun with or get better feel with
2007-03-06 23:48:30 · update #1
an electric Saber saw is the best one I've ever heard of . It takes some modifications . you have to have a sturdy mounting . make an adapter for it so you can mount your favorite dildo on it . and lastly you need a variable speed switch so you can control the speed of penetration . and for the guys a " flesh light " can also be adapted to fit for a hi speed BJ . there are a lot of variations on this and how to mount it . have also seen one using a variable speed drill
2007-03-07 00:05:34 · answer #1 · answered by crazy_ol_hippie_radical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best item I have found to do the trick besides a penis and a tongue, would be my finger! I don't need anything inside, just some direct stimulation on the luv button to get me off. If I ever wanted to put something inside, it woul d have to be a banana. It's the correct size and shape, and it's not too stiff!
2007-03-07 10:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by Special K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crisco, peanut butter and the family dog, anbesol, 10w30 oil, the folds of the couch....what the hell kind of question is this?
Wait...are you a girl? Then you should try produce (long and round items), a mop handle (or broom), frozen hot dogs and sausages, you get the idea. Or, how bout a real man? Try that first.
2007-03-07 07:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hand held Shower massager!!!! Rotate to heavy/hard water spray and there you go....works everytime!
2007-03-07 12:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by tracie2crazy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
orbital sander (without the sandpaper, obviously)
edge of the washer on spin cycle
water stream in bathtub
2007-03-07 07:52:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i deal with freaks like u in the ER all the time when you get things up your ***/ vagina and penis that you cant get out. why dont u just go for a run or smth. or have sex like normal people do?
2007-03-07 07:41:46 · answer #6 · answered by braille 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
try cybering...
or a cucumber...
or champagne bottle (neck)...
or other items the right shape to fit the hole(s)...
2007-03-07 07:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Forlorn Hope - returned 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man
2007-03-07 07:41:24 · answer #8 · answered by 5-Stars 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hmm, the bed post? lol. what about letting the log lick your butt. haha
2007-03-07 08:34:16 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
clothes pins on your nipples
2007-03-07 08:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋