Tell me a funny.....?

Question

drunk story of yours?

Answer 1

one of my friend puked up spaghetti one night, and it looked like it still could be served again, just put it into a bowl and heat it up, it was everywhere

Answer 2

Its not that funny, but I was running along the street aged 16 with a few of my friends with a bottle of bourbon in my hand singing the sesame street song at the top of my lungs. Being a little too tipsy I tripped and fell over, knocking the glass bottle on my front tooth on the way down. It knocked half my front tooth off, which required a visit to the dentist, a large bill, and an embarrasing explanation to the dentist (and parents) on how it happened.

Answer 3

one time at my house, we had some company over and we were all drinking, and this guy got really drunk. He was jumping all over and screaming, etc. Well, he left his wine glass in the middle of the front room- and he jumped on it once, we all heard it break, but since he was drunk he jumped on it again and then noticed it, so he stopped and then just kept apologizing while i cleaned it up. A few minutes later, he was sitting in my kitchen spinning around and around on a desk chair, and we noticed there was blood on the floor all around him- and on the carpet where he had been sitting. he had cut his heel open pretty bad, and he couldn't feel it. After I patched him up, he started jumping on it again, and made it bleed again... it was really funny!
And what's funnier is that he got blood poisoning from it a week later... lol.

Answer 4

the only story I have ended up puking her guts out when she was a teenager.
I don't get that drunk now. And I don't do stupid sh*t while I am.

Answer 5

Sorry, I don't have one.. I don't drink alcohol.