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Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.
Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this
2007-03-06 22:27:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Thanksgiving
I know Thanks Giving is over but I love your "over Did it' I know because Thanks Giving weekend After dinner I got hit a few hours later with the "stomach" flu that at first I thought was my Dinner..
so it went to my husband too. But we are not giving up I am cooking the extra Turkey I had this weekend..minus some of the
trimmings. Thanks it was great.
2007-03-06 23:26:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yip - you sure overdo it when you have those symptoms lol.
Lucky you can diet for the rest of the year to start all over again.
2007-03-06 22:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You undo your belt all the way to the last hole (near the end of the belt) and it's still too tight.
2007-03-07 03:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by Santa C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You poop and a turkey sticks his head out of your butt and gobbles.
2007-03-06 22:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by Bryan _ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All of the above and when you burp and throw up...
2007-03-06 22:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so tired only to realize that you have work tommorrow
2007-03-07 08:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Now hear dis! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋