general dissapointment about the lack of inspirational headlines this morning?

Question

Is anyone else, like me, deeply dissapointed by the lack of imagination on behalf of the Sports press to think up catchy puns as headlines to welcome Mike "the Lion" Catt back into the England rugby team? Surely the best rugby player of all time deserves a better introduction than a lame "The Catt's out of the Bag".

I would have liked to have seen something more along the lines of :
"If the milk turns out to be sour, Mike ain't the kind of pussy to drink it"
or
"Catt set to get creamed"

Any alternative headlines welcome - the best one gets 10 shiny points.

Apparently p.u.s.s.y. is a bad word so it's been starred out of my question - I thought it was the word for a small cat.

Answer 1

Randy, do you even know who Mike Catt is?

He's the greatest Rugby player of all time.
How dare you blaspheme like that. He's the saviour of northern hemisphere rugby

Answer 2

20-3 hundred and sixty 5 days-previous charged with tried hit and run. HOUSTON- Shane Oakley, 20, replaced into driving recklessly and attempting to hit little ones together with his truck. The police don't be responsive to the purpose for this crime, yet they do think of it has something to do with little ones being interior the back of Oakley's truck the day earlier. "i might by no potential think of that he'd do something like this." reported neighbor Lucille Barbera. The police revoked his license, and released him on $250 bond.

Answer 3

Mike Catt is rubbish.