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Thanks for feeding me and picking up my $hit! I got you right where I want you, stupid human.

2007-03-06 17:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 4 0

Cats, Rabbit, and Dog: Why CAN'T I come in and sleep with you? Please let me in with you! Love me! Feed me! Love me more than you love the others! Pet me more than you pet the others! Let me out! Let me in! No, I want out! Now, I want in! What? ANOTHER cat!!?? Are you mad, woman?! Hey! Could you PLEEEEZE change the litter? Ok, I pooped. Come change the litter again. Pet me. I want to sit in your lap. Let's play! Let's run! Run run run! Run! Ok, stop running. I'm pooped. I want to eat a cat. Can I eat a cat? How about the rabbit? No? Why not? What kind of long-eared freak is that? Feed me. GIve me treats. Take me for a ride. Scratch my butt!

That about covers what they would say to me.
btw, The cats and rabbit are the only ones who can't sleep with me... I'm allergic to them.

2007-03-07 01:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 3 0

i just wanna play so what if i squeeze out of this window screen on the second floor. Do you know how many different smells are outside? You think you're so smart for clipping my nails, but i can still bite you!

2007-03-07 02:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by twiggysrevenge 5 · 1 1

Please take me everywhere you go. I have to be a part of the pack so take me too.

Chicken again!? Isn't it the time of year when you buy lamb?

Keep the door open so I can bark at the neighbors. I am the Guard Pug, you know!

2007-03-07 01:40:25 · answer #4 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 3 0

My cat who is never home. He would probably tell me about the cats next door. He's been hanging out over there for a while. I think he's in love....
:P

2007-03-07 03:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 2 0

I'm hungry, I want to go out, can I go for a ride, will you pet me?

2007-03-07 01:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 4 0

Gimme somethin' good to eat dammit ... how'd you like to eat the same ol' crap, day after day?! Jeeezzzz ... humans are such thoughtless butt heads!!

BTW: My litter needs to be changed ... I'm not gonna tell ya again, and if I have to ... you can say goodbye to your precious umbrella plant!!

2007-03-07 01:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 4 0

nothing i dont have any pets

2007-03-07 16:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 1 0

Why are you leaving me? Are you going to come back?

2007-03-07 01:55:42 · answer #9 · answered by idog 2 · 4 0

Gimme that pizza on your hand!! Pleeeaaasssseeee!!

2007-03-07 01:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 3 0

my kitten would say HEEYYY Amy and Lyn whats up who is comeing over today

2007-03-07 01:41:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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