2007-03-06 17:20:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
My friends pitched in their money and came up with $237. They offered this money to me if i would eat a turd on a hot dog bun. They said i only needed to eat 2 bites of it. Well, i ate 2 bites of it and decided that it tasted pretty good so i ate the rest of it and refused to take the money instead i asked for another turd sandwich. Unfortunately no one had to poop. When i woke up the next day my breath tasted like sh!t and rightly so. I am not sure if this story is what you were looking for or not. Sorry if i let you down.
2007-03-06 18:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Went to a wedding reception and we (I) got thoroughly plastered. Couldn't stand the smell of alcohol and cigarettes on me when I got home. Jumped in the shower. Hubby says, What are you doing? I say, as I'm washing the smell of cigarettes out of my hair, Taking a shower. What does it look like I'm doing? Are you drunk? Well, there I was, in the shower, with all my clothes on, soaping up under my armpits, whatever. So he says, Do you realize you have all your clothes on? No, I don't, I say. I took my shoes off! "Whatever, " he says, and he goes to bed. Well, I at least took my sopping wet clothes off and left them in the hallway before I crawled into bed. But God was I embarrassed when I saw the pile of wet clothes in the hallway the next morning, and I was totally naked! But my expensive shoes that I wore to the wedding reception were carefully placed at the foot of the bed. Women and shoes!!!
2007-03-06 17:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by mhiaa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I dont drink cuz i'm 16, but I remember when my dad did I always got alot of money from him, he was a mellow drunk, I actually like him when he was drunk rather than sober. He was much nicer.
2007-03-06 17:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by dancingqueen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
talk with women you have been building a relation ship with while drunk well lets cut this short didn't end well and she know think im some drunk dumbass but i was just at a friends bachelor party
2007-03-06 17:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by BlazingHotFrozenCold 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i have never done anything dumb while i was drunk i am a mellow drunk and very quit i just dont walk str8
2007-03-06 18:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
said "I do."
2007-03-06 17:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋