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2007-03-06 16:05:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Yes you can. There is a precedent under the Primate Weiner act of 1984 that allows a monkey to be sued for punitive damages relating to the theft of hot dogs. You will also receive pain and suffering damages if you can prove your hot dog was slathered with mustard.

2007-03-06 16:14:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You shouldnt have been close enough that the monkey stole anything from you. Your case would be dismissed due to your stupidity.

2007-03-07 00:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by its_just_sweet 3 · 1 0

you can sue the owner of the monkey

2007-03-07 00:08:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anita 5 · 2 0

Dude..monkeys pick at "themselves"..do you really want that hot dog back..You won't know where its been..Just walk away..just walk away...

2007-03-07 00:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can sue but it would be better just to get another hot dog.
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2007-03-07 00:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Unless the hot dog was connected, no.

2007-03-07 00:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

yea in the supreme monkey court

2007-03-07 00:08:29 · answer #7 · answered by micho 7 · 1 1

I don't think you can....the monkey doesn't know any better

2007-03-07 00:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Pixie 4 · 1 1

yes

2007-03-07 00:11:02 · answer #9 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 1 0

yes but it probably cost more for court fees

2007-03-07 00:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by draco6453 2 · 1 0

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