What is the most embarassing moment in your life?

Answer 1

It was my first date with a very handsome, intelligent, wonderful man that I wanted to impress. As we talked, I gazed into his eyes. As I lifted my drink to my lips, my straw went up my nose. Hoping that he hadn't noticed, I quickly set my drink down on the table. Unfortunately, the straw was still in my nose. Needless to say, the romance was over for the night because he couldn't stop laughing. Fortunately, he asked me out again and we dated until he moved out of state.

Answer 2

When I was a kid, my mom used to dress me in ridiculous clothes. It was quite unbearable. I think the worst outfit ever was this blue & white little number...it was like a long shirt that flared out at the bottom like a short dress & then had matching shorts. It was like a sailor outfit. I looked like Donald Duck. It was the kind of thing that would be cute on a 9 month old but on a 9 year old, not so much! I remember being in tears that I had to go to school looking like that. I remember wanting to dig a hole & bury myself in it. I was terrified of anyone looking my way...it's was mortifying. I was so glad when I was old enough & had money to choose my own clothes. I don't know if my mom had no idea about childhood bullying and its correlation to dressing like a geek or whether she was deliberately cruel & throwing me to the wolves!

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Answer 3

The time that I fell off some monkey bars at the age of six and ended up peeing in my pants. That was the most mortifying moment of my life.

Answer 4

In the third grade, i was going to ambush my friend by hiding in his locker before class (the lockers were located at the back of the classroom) and after i was inside, someone stuck a pencil thru the lock-hole, (I was trapped!) i stayed there quietly as the students and teacher came in.......Then the bell rang and the teacher began "roll-call", and when she got to my name, I said : "here!" from inside the locker, everyone laughed!!

Answer 5

I was trying to copy geometry notes from the board really fast when the cute guy beside me asked me for a pen. Without missing a beat, i reached into my duffel bag with my left hand and kept writing notes with my right. I pulled out a pen and stretched my arm to him so he could take it, but he didn't. So I started waving the pen all over the place to get his attention, but he still wouldn't take it. I got really frustrate and definitely didn't have time to play games, so i yelled, Take the darn pen! he just replied with a really confused sound, so i looked up at my left. hand. I Had been angrily shaking a tampon at him at him! it was awful!

Answer 6

we were in a meeting room. and i had to go to the toilet. so i went in. but the toilet door was such that you dont really know whether you LOCKED it. its terrible. but i was having a big stomache to think abt that. so i sat down took off my pants and ****.

and then i heard the meetin end outside. commotion, noises chattering. and then i heard footsteps approaching. my heart beat faster.

but i was in the middle of my crap. then the moment HAPPENED!

she opened up the door. and gasped. i looked at her like"excuse me, im shiiting halfway" in mY RED BOXERS(of all days).

and for 2 seconds, we stared at each other, before she finally closed the door, not forgetting to apologise.

but its so embarassing becos i still see her nowadays........

we jus say hi.

Answer 7

When i showed up for my friends wedding very late. Drove 30miles past the church.

Answer 8

I was born a man but my parents wanted a girl so, they performed surgery on me.

Answer 9

When i went to the kitchen to make my baby's bottle, naked, and there sat my husband and his friend i just waved and said good morning.

Answer 10

When I've been a coward.