PLEASE HELP ME! I am a 33 year old guy with a high school diploma and limited job skills. I met my girlfriend at a club 12 years ago, had unprotected sex, and now we have 3 kids together ages 11, 10, and 7. She stays at home all day and complains when I go out drinking with my friends 3 times a week, and I am always miserable because she's gained almost 100lbs and always accuses me of cheating (despite us only having sex once every couple of months these days) I've also been having sex with my supervisor who's 31 and has 2 kids! My question is should I cheat on my girlfriend since she's turned into a big fat hog with this other big fat hog from work? Or should I stay with my girlfriend and kids (who may not even be all mine) and try to work things out?
Okay, now read this out loud to hear for yourself how STUPID half the people on here sound!!!!
2007-03-06 14:46:35 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I knew there was a punchline coming. At least I hoped there was. Bravo!
2007-03-06 15:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Rev. Vlad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The really sad part is, although some percentage of these scenarios are made up, and are creative writing, many are not.
I wonder if the actual number is higher than half?
Have a good night.
2007-03-06 23:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do not believe it
the grammar is too good for what you claim
the spelling is too good
yes, i understand that you are pretending to be a bunch of people on here, but next time, use some bad spelling and grammar and it will look much better
but yes, definitely you have a good point here
2007-03-06 23:06:01 · answer #3 · answered by zether 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh you are an ***. just because things aren't working out doesn't mean you have to make things worst. work it out with your girlfriend, find out if the kids are really yours, and start making everything better. your not a kid any more so stop acting like one. if you are the father grow up and start acting like one. next time use protection cause im pretty sure you cant afford another kid.
2007-03-06 23:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by Peter's_Wifey 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah you did a pretty good job exept the grammar and spelling was way to good-shame on you!
2007-03-06 22:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should cheat with the big fat hog.
:)
2007-03-06 22:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by mustangldr 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice! So true!
By the way...Thanks for two!
2007-03-06 23:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by BE HAPPY! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's just the worst thing a person could think, say, or ask
2007-03-06 23:36:07 · answer #8 · answered by ladrhiana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember this bit of wisdom: He who smelt it dealt it!!!
2007-03-06 23:07:35 · answer #9 · answered by Jack P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally...someone's life is worse than my own!
O.K. Just kidding.
2007-03-06 22:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by Royalhinney 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋