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I didn't watch myself. What happened to me tonight?

2007-03-06 14:46:27 · 5 answers · asked by I Am House MD 1 in Entertainment & Music Television

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Abridged version: You removed the right hemisphere of Dave Mathew's brain because it was brain dead after an accident he had as a kid. The accident made him a musical idiot savant but he'll never play piano again now because the right brain was controlling that

Oh and you faked having brain cancer so as to try to get into a medical study in Massachusetts, but you just wanted to go for the experimental drugs

And for desert, you made out w/ Cameron *only cuz she was trying to get a blood sample out of you while you were distracted

Sorry you won't be on again for another three weeks :(..but then you're back for 9 new eps in a row

Ta ta...say hi to Wilson for me please ^_~

2007-03-06 15:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 2 1

Back on the LSD I see.

You woke up all your people to handle a case of a piano virtuoso whose fingers began to curl up in mid concert for no apparent reason. Cameron and Chase came to the meeting having showered together.

You then called a clinic patient a belemic who looked better thin while you sent a sample of your own blood to thelab for a diabetes and cholesterol test, under the name Luke and Laura, you favorite soap opera characters.

Your staff thought you were moving to Boston so they told your boss that you had tickets and were taking tests to go.

Cuddy called Massachuesetts and was told you were not applying and do not have friends there. She asked Wilson what your doctor's specialty was and it was Brain Cancer.

Meanwhile your patient lost have his brain function and yet still could play the piano better than you.

Your staff was focused on saving your life as they thought you only had a year to live.

Cameron started to kiss you to get a blood sample but you caught her and told her where Luke and Laura was.

Eventually you figured out that your patient had an autoimmune disease which was treatable but you also figured out that if you removed the right side of his brain he would be smarter but less talented.

You went to Cuddy's house to see her in her robe and grab her butt. "One small grab for man One great thrill for you". She told you to get the permission of the patient's father. you tried to follow her to bed. She told you to call "The make a wish foundation."

The father okayed the surgery. They performed a hemispherectomy on the man.

Chase figured out hat you have syphillis in the brain. Cameron was glad she did not sleep with you. Foreman told you that it was curable and that you do not have cancer and all you could think of is they sent this information to Boston for confirmation and they did.

It turns out that you knew you never had cancer and that the test results they were working from came from another patient you were treating who by the way now must be told he has syphillis. Once again you were trying to treat your pain by getting these doctors to place a pain killer in your brain as a treatment for cancer. The staff was upset.

Your patient on the other hand regained motor function showing his mind was working better.

And Wilson told you yet again what a jerk you are for mistreating your friends like this.

On the way home you saw your staff having dinner and made the first step to go in the restaurant and be friends with them.

On the gayer side of the show, Chase hugged you and Foreman said he liked you. You need to watch out for those two and you need to get back to Cuddy with that make a wish thing. It is nearly the Haggendaus time of the month.

EOE

2007-03-06 17:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 1 1

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2016-12-18 16:56:36 · answer #3 · answered by jepsen 4 · 0 0

you lied about cancer to get high

and u took out the right side of DMB's brain to help him have a normal life. and you also hooked up with cameron and pissed off wilson

2007-03-06 15:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by jenn123456 2 · 0 2

you weren't a nice guy to fake what you did,but i will say i loved the name you gave yourself in your medical files...Luke N Laura,very original,actually had to rewind the DVR to make sure i heard it correctly

2007-03-06 15:22:32 · answer #5 · answered by charmel5496 6 · 0 1

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