I am so sad now.......I feel like I just lost something of importance to me........
2007-03-06 13:51:07 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well i can till you why my day was bad. i work at convenience type store. and we were so busy. my boss went on a break and i was left in the store. i had to use the bathroom so bad. i know i should have went before he went on break. well i thought i had to fart and pooed on myself. i started to cry! i quickly helped the last person locked the front door and went to the restroom. i had to throw away my underwear and wash out the brown in my pants and blow dry my pants on the hand dryer. then i had to spray lysol on my a s s so i wouldn't smell like dookie. and to make matters worse the next girl came in she started to clean up and take all the garbage out found my undies and was laughing and said some customer shitted on herself!
2007-03-06 14:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by suzy moon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humor is a way to cure all the problems in the world. Nothing is more powerful then that. You see when humor is created good energy is produced, but not everyone will agree about that. Though in your cases I would need to know what kind of person you are in order to help. Anyways just think this....
You are a very nice person who has the ability to make themselves smile if they think of the good times in their own life.
Aufweidersehen
2007-03-06 21:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Demonic G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be so sad. Remember a smile is just a frown turned upside down. Now take a finger on each corner of your mouth and push it up....there you got it....a smile.
2007-03-06 21:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by luh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what, I know how you feel. There was this one time when I bought a Venus Fly trap...i was like 8, I was so happy i planted it in the garden and put up a sign saying venus fly trap...the next day someone dug a hole in my garden and stole it =(. Anyway, I aint got much to cheer u up but at least you know you aint alone.
2007-03-06 21:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll make the hot chocolate while you put a chick flick in the dvd. A few tears, a few laughs and you'll be fine again.
2007-03-06 21:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
banana, are you glad that i didn't say orange.
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 ate 9
2007-03-06 21:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some really funny jokes in the joke & riddle section.
2007-03-06 21:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i would take u out for one hell of a night
Food/dancing/movies the works
and then tell you that ur all that matters in the world.
2007-03-06 21:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by hotpocket 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I could try flattery. . .You ask very entertaining questions, and your answers are always ace.
Or a joke. . .What did the termite say when he walked into the bar? "Is the bar tender here?".
2007-03-06 21:54:48 · answer #9 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
On google, look up:
*Wierd Facts
*Wierd Laws
2007-03-06 21:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ryry 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋