2007-03-06 13:28:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
At a Proctologist’s door
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck:
“We REPAIR what your husband fixed.”
On a Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
2007-03-06 13:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Crash 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
PUPPY LOVE
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, "Well, son, they're making a puppy." The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, "Well, son, we are making you a little brother. "The little boy replied ,"Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"
2007-03-06 13:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't put a smile on my own face, how could I put one on yours?
2007-03-06 13:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll try to give some advice. Watch a funny movie like WHITE CHICKS for an axample.
2007-03-06 13:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by Georgia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will try. The first thing I will tell you is that God is up there loving you, and that you can have eternal life with Him, if you believe. Take care, and bless you. I hope this helped you to feel encouraged.
2007-03-06 13:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by gemandsue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might not be able to put one on your face, but I sure could put one on mine
2007-03-06 13:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok! One time, I was at my swimming lessons when I was younger and the leg hole of my bathing suit got stuck on the lane rope hook and I was just hanging in the air, unable to get myself down and my bathing suit bunched up at the back. When my swimming teacher (Thank God she was a girl) finally realized after I started to say "Owww!", she pulled me down and I fell in the water but to get me down, she had to pull my bathing suit up off of the hook and back down so for a few seconds, It was like: Wedgie!!!!. Can you say embarassing?
2007-03-06 13:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by chloe. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me think of this little song we sang in church as tots:
Smile, God loves you. Smile, God loves you. Smile, God loves you. He'll do anything for you!
2007-03-06 13:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
2007-03-07 02:03:54 · answer #9 · answered by Nash Wolfe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. At least I have before. I believe I was admiring your beauty.
2007-03-06 14:11:05 · answer #10 · answered by 4kids2pay4 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋