2007-03-06 10:11:40 · 38 answers · asked by The Trooper 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Got stuck inside my dryer.
2007-03-06 10:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
It was Halloween a couple of years ago, and I was dressed as a witch. I was wearing black tights that I had since '94 (this before the huge resurgence of tights of last fall, so i couldn't find *new* tights anywhere). Since it was not '94, but '04, the elastic on the waist of the tights was a bit loose, so I wore some Spanx on top of the tights to hold them up. And under the tights I had a thong on.
The party happened, I got blasted and, as natural in these states, I felt the need to take a pee. So I go to the bathroom and, based on pure instinct of pulling down only *two* items of clothing, I pulled down my Spanx and my tights, I proceeded to sit down and take a pee!!! The worst part is, I didn't even figure out that I had peed in my thong underwear until I was about to wipe myself!!! I was like: "Oh sh*t!" *lol
Two of my g-friends where in the bathroom with me, waiting to pee also, they were rolling on the floor with laughter. I proceeded to remove said thong, wrapped it in yards of toilet paper and threw it in the wastebasket. To this day, that is the stupidest thing I've done while wasted. Lesson=Count your layers! *lol
2007-03-06 10:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by cleo715 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am a good drunk, but my husband can NOT handle alcohol at all.
Last month or so, he drank a WHOLE big bottle of Bacardi, peed in a cup, danced with two hats on his head, peed all over (never in) the toilet, and fell a s s -over-heels into the bathtub.
I have it on homevideo.
I'd send it in to America's Funniest Home Videos, but he was naked at the time...well,except for the 2 hats which he managed to keep on the whole time...even when he ended up upside-down in the tub.
2007-03-06 10:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
While I was under the influence of alcohol, I stumbled while walking or dancing and bumped into other people, took other people's drinks which I thought were my own, sung out loud when it was not karaoke time, sung off key during karaoke, swung around like a monkey, spilled drinks and pitchers of beer, pis*ed other people off, hit on chicks in an inappropriate way like asking them crazy sexual favors (which some chicks would let me do) - basically act like a pig, handled my anger in the wrong way, got sick and throw up (and not just in the toilet!), passed out in the street, etc., etc., etc. Woke up early wound up, hungover, physically sick, very remorseful and depressed (sometimes in tears).
I had my share of cannabis too, but later at times became extremely paranoid of people and life and withdrew from people
while on it.
Oh yes, the best of times and the worst of times while under the influence, but I couldn't bear the bad times anymore.
Today, I'm happy to be clean and sober with a clear mind. I'm obviously an alcoholic/addict (but more of an alcoholic), and today, I'm no longer in denial of it. After you hit rock bottom once (or a few times), boozing and drugging is just not worth it anymore! My life is more simple and less stressful today. Gone are the good times that I get instant peace of mind from life while boozing and drugging, but better that than eventually ending up (again) in jail, (again) in an institution, or worse - death (& HELLFIRE)! It's better to cope than escape from life anyway.
2007-03-06 13:33:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to go the bathroom really bad... I was out in the middle of Nowhere... I ran out into a field in high heels and they had just irrigated.. the field sucked up my shoe.. I never did find it..! Then I was leaning on a abandoned truck doing my business and suddenly the door opened... I never ran so fast in my life!! HA HA HA!
2007-03-06 10:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was young - came home and could not get the key in the door, was sure the lock was changed - so slept on the front lawn, in the morning had no trouble getting the key in.
2007-03-06 10:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by soarer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
went home with a stranger i met at a bar and woke up 60 miles from home the next day. i havent drank since then, im just lucky nothing bad happened
2007-03-06 10:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by i'm a rock star 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
getting intoxicated was dumb enough ..just watch every time someone is intoxicated they do all kinds of dumb stuff so just dont get that way and you dont ever have to worrie about what you did that you cant remember..
2007-03-06 10:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by crazyme 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Punch a cop! hahaha good times
2007-03-06 10:24:12 · answer #9 · answered by TJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Had sex That was the dumb thing...the baby that came from it was the best thing ever Don't know what my life would be like without my son.
2007-03-06 10:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by busyscrappin 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Smashed through a coffee table.
2007-03-06 10:15:08 · answer #11 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋