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i think it wants to attack me again



{my christmas tree fell on me X//D}

2007-03-06 09:20:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

hang it from your car's mirror

2007-03-06 09:26:23 · answer #1 · answered by Goddess T 6 · 1 0

Invite it inside for a cup of joe...nice and smooth like. Then when you go into the kitchen to "get the drinks" put a lighter in your pocket. Give it it's drink and then look out the window and exclaim "Whoa was that a reindeer that just flew past?!" When the tree goes to look,set it a flame, push it out the door and lock it.

2007-03-06 17:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 2 0

I'll get the tree chipper! It will take me awhile to get there though, finding the money for the plane ticket, getting the tree chipper past airplane security somehow, the actual flight....Damn! It will take too long to get to you! It might already be too late....
Wait, I have a better idea. Maybe you should try borrowing a chainsaw and chop the tree to little pieces.♥

2007-03-06 23:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Sazziable 6 · 1 0

Ill come save u....... i cant let that tree hurt someone that shexi ill bring my gangster friends to help to

2007-03-06 17:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ask it to come inside for a hot beverage and a wild night between the sheets... oh wait... that's what you should do if you saw me peeking through your window...

2007-03-06 17:23:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hey let it go and rest in peace

2007-03-06 17:24:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

shake a box a matches threatenly at it.....muha- ha- ha....evil grin!

2007-03-06 17:26:09 · answer #7 · answered by Stormy 3 · 1 0

go to a phychiatrist

2007-03-06 17:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by Miss you. // ♥ 1 · 2 0

flamethrower

2007-03-06 17:25:26 · answer #9 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 2 0

flame thrower might work....

2007-03-06 17:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Dobby The Great 5 · 3 0

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