What do you do if you run out of toilet paper?

Answer 1

Grab some tissues, napkins, paper towels, tree bark. . .whatever's handy.

Answer 2

At home:
1. Look under the sink for another roll.
2. If step 1 is unsuccessful, I scream to a family member to get me another roll.
3. If no one is home, I go upstairs with my pants down and get more toilet paper.

At school:
1. I ask for some sheets from the person in the next stall.
2. If no one else is in the bathroom, I quickly run to the next stall and get more.
3. If steps 1 and 3 are futile, I use paper towels.
4. If no paper towels (this has never happened to me), than you don't use any.

Answer 3

Somebody just asked this a few days ago. What's up with the people running out of toilet paper. So far I have never run out of toilet paper in my house.

Answer 4

Various options:
If one takes a dump in the morning before work, take your bath or shower.

If one is home alone, go to the kitchen and use paper towel, don't flush down toilet,though.

If the kids are running around with nothing to do get one of them to go to the car and get some of those fast food napkins out of the car.

Answer 5

I have no toilet paper to run out of.

Answer 6

While you are sitting on the Throne, rub the pages of a magazine or news paper together until they get really soft. I know it don't feel too great but just think, some folks still use their fingers to do it.

Happy Trails! (not streaks)

Answer 7

Do you know the difference between shower curtain and toilet paper?


Ah, so you're the one.

Answer 8

Kleenex

Answer 9

Invest in some hand santizer or grab those macky D's napkins out the glove box or well "i was going to throw away that holiy sock anyhow"

Answer 10

Paper towels or take a shower and wash it off.