The BEST!!! Doesnt matter if you were believed or not, but preferably so.....as sometimes the truth and a real excuse can be the best alibi, but people love something they can gnosh their teeth into!!!!!
2007-03-06 08:22:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
BRILLIANT ANSWERS!!!! LOVE IT!! KEEP GOING!!!!!
2007-03-06 08:37:17 · update #1
I was on the moon at the time.
Actually, I was mooning people at that time. But they were looking for a robber, not a moonist.
2007-03-06 23:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I came up with an elaborate story of how my best friend was accidentally shot, she was in critical condition but came out of it virtually unscathed. I cried and I was given a week off, three of those days with pay. My friend and I were laughing our butts off the entire time. We went on vacation and had a blast.
2007-03-06 16:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This always works... Deny, Deny, Deny... even if you are caught on video tape deny it til the end.
if you have a girl that really likes you then she is not going to want to believe it so it makes it go away quicker.
I had cheated on my girl, the girl i cheated with told my girlfriends little brother and he told her but i kept dening it. I thought i was really caught but when the girl started telling her friends that i cooked for her and she met my parents and stuff, my girlfriend knew it was a lie, so she messed it up.
2007-03-06 16:29:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was gross so I left.
This is what I told my Mom when almost everyone in my classroom got caught watching the pictures in a Kamasutra book (real live people) and a friend and me were outside the classroom having lunch so we weren't punished, but still our parents were called, and it was true.
I forgot to mention this happened in first grade.
2007-03-06 16:28:34 · answer #4 · answered by White 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This happened to my husband; I was working in a restaurant and got a phone call from a girl who told me that she snuck downstairs to call me and tell me that my husband was upstairs in her bed.I told her to go back up there and rub his back...he really likes that..and hung up. My husband was right there in the restaurant with me drinking coffee at the time.
2007-03-07 06:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
High school...Party..... swore to parents there was no drinking going on......came home stinking of booze (but sober, only had a few). The mother quizzes me as to the smell. My well thought out story??
"There was some drunk jerk from another school there who was
drinking, and the power went out , and drunk guy was on a rocking
chair when the power went out, and he went **** over tea kettle,
and his booze went flying . ALL OVER ME and i told him he was
jerk and i'd probably get in trouble, and look!! Now i was and
what a JERK!!
I got away with it, but i strongly suspect she didn't believe me, but enjoyed the effort.
2007-03-06 16:25:53 · answer #6 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i backed into a tree once and it dented my trunk and broke a tailight. I said someone must have backed into my car while I was work. I even filed a police report. Got away with it to
2007-03-06 16:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by jacemo 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"I swear to GOD that wasn't your sister" and "besides, even if it was, what was I supposed to do, let her choke to death?"
Mouth to mouth xD wink wink.
In all honesty I hate liars and my best alibis are to the police. I refuse to incriminate myself any further.
have a good night :)
2007-03-06 16:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by ManWarBear 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I once convinced a guy that he put a hickey on my neck while he was drunk when it was really someone else. Took some pretty good acting on my part.
2007-03-06 16:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by Nice try 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chippin golf balls in my backyard.
2007-03-06 16:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋