Are you sh tting me?
Oh Fuuuuuudge!!!!
Get on the retard bus
2007-03-06 08:25:26
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Well isn't that nice and smile.
Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion.
The first woman said, "When mah first child was born, mah husband built this-here beautiful mansion fo' me." The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman continued "When mah second child was born, mah husband bought me that-there fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman boasted "Then, when mah third child was born, mah husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy fo' you when you had your first child?"
The second woman replied "My husband sent me ta charm school." Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what on Earth fo'?"
The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'who gives a ****, *****!' I learned ta say, "Well, isn't that nice"
2007-03-06 08:24:10
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answer #2
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answered by mudd_grip 4
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Friggin' Frigball
Vulture (for when my dog waits for my kids to walk away from a plate of unattended food)
Doop-a-zoid
Goomer
2007-03-06 08:24:36
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answer #3
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answered by ઈтєlly 7
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"Hitch" instead of B****
"Freak" instead of F***
"HOT!" means cool or awesome
"Coolioso" means okay I got you, I understand
Laterz" means I'll see you or talk to you later, never to say goodbye because goodbye may mean actually the last time you might see that person
2007-03-06 08:31:20
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answer #4
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answered by jacqueline6001 4
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let's make like a hockey team and get the puck out of here!
2007-03-06 08:22:58
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answer #5
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answered by ~HiHiHiHiHiHi~ 2
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I'm going to Fun University.
(To all the sexy ladies out there)
2007-03-06 08:23:28
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answer #6
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answered by work2pass 1
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Umm...
Dumbass
If i told you i didn't care, would you hold it against me?
And on that note...
She's a maneater
2007-03-06 08:23:04
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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I like to call people bouche dags!!!
2007-03-06 08:23:17
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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"Time's fun when you're having flies."
Calling someone "Dain Bramaged."
2007-03-06 08:34:25
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answer #9
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answered by Give life. Be an organ donor! 4
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ohh yes I actually have mine on my 360! well actually they are more slip-ups....such as can-of tuna became tan-a-cuna...yeah....
2007-03-06 08:23:30
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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