I DID NOT LEAVE YOU
I STILL LOVE U
2007-03-06 06:50:08
·
answer #1
·
answered by Anonymous
·
2⤊
0⤋
Call up your friends, go to the nearest bar, get as drunk as you possibly can, get up and do the most watery, drunken karaoke version of Nazareth's "Love Hurts" you can, then go home and pass out on the kitchen floor. Follow my advice, kemo sabe, and learn that the pain of a hangover will prove a welcome distraction from the pain of heartbreak!
2007-03-06 14:58:01
·
answer #2
·
answered by Curry Tabanca 1
·
1⤊
0⤋
After you're done pulling the knife out of your back try burning her in effigy. It might relieve some stress.
If she got an engagement ring out of you I'd file suit in small claims. Don't take that kind of #%^ lying down.
2007-03-06 14:58:06
·
answer #3
·
answered by tempslip3 7
·
1⤊
0⤋
Do you blame her, you have a large red clown nose on. And most likely the shoes to match.
2007-03-06 14:51:41
·
answer #4
·
answered by Anonymous
·
1⤊
0⤋
Read a pirate joke to cheer you up!
A pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants.
The bartender hollers over to him "Hey, Mr. Pirate, did you know you have a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of your pants?
The pirate says "AAAARRRRRRRRR...." It's driving
me nuts.
2007-03-06 15:28:16
·
answer #5
·
answered by Saffernellie 6
·
0⤊
0⤋
Marry me instead. Or accept that she wasn't the person you thought she was and let her go. Pretty crappy if that happened, go out and have some fun.
2007-03-06 14:52:30
·
answer #6
·
answered by sweet200318 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
Move on
2007-03-06 14:49:27
·
answer #7
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
Let her go..She isn't worth it! If there is no love for you then why would you want to keep her around!
2007-03-06 14:49:21
·
answer #8
·
answered by Jesabel 6
·
0⤊
0⤋
Find another woman who respects you more
2007-03-06 14:48:56
·
answer #9
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
1⤋
Kill her pet rabbit and leave boiling in a pot on the stove...
2007-03-06 14:54:51
·
answer #10
·
answered by Mike Oxard 2
·
0⤊
0⤋
You just need to move on. Sorry about that.
2007-03-06 14:49:40
·
answer #11
·
answered by Nico 7
·
0⤊
0⤋