2007-03-06 05:33:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh. My. Goodness. Yes! I'm sooo obsessed with toilet paper. If you look at my other answers, they're mainly about toilet paper. I've actually just finished the first essay in a series of essays that I'm writing about toilet paper. I have a few affectionate nicknames for it:
The fruit of the forest
Nature's progeny
Butt manna
Papyral splendor
The fat-free chocolate
So who are you giving toilet paper as a gift to? That's really cool. Here's a paragraph from the essay I wrote:
Some refer to me as weird, and eschew me due to my ardent regard for toilet paper. But I’m by no means the only person to love the gift that papyrus has so graciously and condescendingly bestowed upon the human race. Those who make this important product also maintain a profound reverence towards it. To them, making toilet paper (which, by the way is made through a process called “creping”) is more than just a career. It’s a way of life; an outlet for artistic expression when the world doesn’t appreciate their extraordinary talents. It may sound bizarre to you, but take a moment to ponder this proposition: why would people put the effort into putting scents, different textures, patterns, and colors on toilet paper if their sentiments did not agree with what I just told you? Toilet paper holds a singular position in their astute and expressionistic hearts; therefore they devote every degree of energy in their tenure to make it as pleasing as possible. They value the unseen potential it holds. When the toilet paper makers see a package of toilet paper, their artistic eyes are truly looking upon a land flowing with milk and honey, awaiting cultivation. Thus, they endeavor to make toilet paper appealing not only in a practical, rational manner, but also with an aesthetic approach.
You have my permission to include that with your gift. Viva la toilet paper! ;)
2007-03-06 10:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by salami 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about what the world was like without it. I'll take it.
2007-03-06 06:14:08 · answer #2 · answered by ididntdoit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I would. Its practical.
2007-03-06 05:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya! If you got wiped out!
2007-03-06 05:44:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yehman. spmeone once gave my nan band aids 4 her 70th birthday :/ and it was her first best friend!!!
2007-03-06 05:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if your face was on it
2007-03-06 05:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah
we're always running out!
2007-03-06 05:38:04 · answer #7 · answered by paybacksachick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋