At my wife's birthday party, everyone said "make a wish". When she blew out the candles, I immediately faked a heart attack. I thought it was hilarious and so did some others.
2007-03-06 05:24:19
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answered by fucose_man 5
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Now how are you going to do that? I still haven't got a clue as to how to make the happiest man on earth and I have tried every recipe in the book. The last one I was told to look in was the Kama Sutra. I saw a LOT OF STUFF in there, but no recipes for the happiest man. Someone told me to try Playboy and Hustler magazines. Now, when did they start including recipes in their publications?? Tell you what, if you find that recipe we can exchange, if there aren't too many conflicts of interest. (I know women like it lean, I am sure there must be a 'lite' version out there somewhere!)
2007-03-06 13:37:50
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answered by The Y!ABut 6
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LMAO, now that was funny as hell......WOW!!! Well what she meant by saying "she will miss you", well when you said that you were going to make her the happiest woman in the world, she is assuming by that, that you would be leaving.....lol......thats why she said she will miss you. I like her, she's a KEEPER!!!
Simple Hilarious!!!! I truely believe that she is joking with you.....ask her about it and see if she smiles when she tells you.
2007-03-06 05:24:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Sounds like she was trying to make a joke. By saying she would miss you she was saying that being without you would make her the happiest. Funny funny
2007-03-06 05:22:40
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answered by ? 4
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Every year my husband says, "What do you want for our anniversary?" I answer, "A divorce."
Seriously, she means that she found the receipt for that 2 carat diamond ring you bought for her. She knows you had "Gorky loves you" engraved inside the band and today you are scheduled to pick it up at the jewelers. You're so sweet. I think you're going to have a very good evening.
2007-03-06 05:41:23
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answered by Anne Teak 6
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Ha, ha, ha
I hope it was a joke....for your sake.
It means that to make her the happiest woman in the world you have to leave.
Harsh!!
2007-03-06 05:22:15
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answered by buggerhead 5
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She's my kind of lady. She was being sarcastic by the sounds of it lmao. I love a woman with humour ha
2007-03-06 05:28:23
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answered by chris c 3
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It means she'd be happiest without you, but would still think of you, here and there.
2007-03-06 05:22:08
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answered by Michael M 3
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An old Japanese saying..." A Good husband is healthy and absent."
2007-03-06 05:38:45
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answered by Lisa D 5
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it means she wants a divorce. obviously she's not happy in the marriage, so by saying "ill miss you" it's a hint for you to follow through with divorce papers.
2007-03-06 05:21:54
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answered by Freddie xoxo 4
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