I really like this question, but I'm afraid that, other than "zinging" people with insults, without their understanding, I've not been "naughty." Oh, wait! This is good.
My ex-husband waited until I was asleep and started having sex with me. So, I went to the doctor's the next day for STD tests (since he's so scummy) and then lied to my ex, saying I had tested positive for chlamydia.
Apparently, for males, this test involves something being shoved someplace uncomfortable.
Heh, heh. Thanks for sparking that memory!
2007-03-06 05:25:49
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answered by Tess O 2
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I've walked down Burbon St. in New Orleans with a beer and a joint, right past the cops. No problem.
2007-03-06 05:25:36
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answered by Anonymous
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I had sex with my girlfriend in front of my ex girlfriend and she didn't even notice...its amazing what a sun dress can hide.
What the hell did I get a thumbs down for! You asked what the naughtiest thing I ever did...I mean thats pretty Naughty..Im not saying it was right or nice!
2007-03-06 05:19:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Happened to a friend and myself in Spain.
she was rolling a joint and two guys approached us chatting us up.
Turns out they were undercover police patroling the beaches for drug users.
OMG I saw myself in a spanish prison
Luckily for us they were too busy trying to make a date with us after their shift and didnt even notice.
2007-03-06 05:20:18
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answered by looby 6
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i ask our town mayor for a light for my spliff one night.....
as kids we used to nick beer from the local brewery and then get wasted on 6 cans of stones bitter... ah to be 15 again...
2007-03-06 05:20:11
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answered by lion of judah 5
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Please!
They probably thought you were smoking a cigarette!
Why don't you walk back by there?
2007-03-06 09:34:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Having nooky on a park bench while all around us were having picnics.
2007-03-06 05:20:28
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answered by Samantha C 3
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late 30 mins to work, signed in right time. no one noticed.
2007-03-06 05:40:18
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answered by Mr. 4
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LOL
That is great.
Thank you for sharing.
Glad you didn't get caught.
2007-03-06 05:19:16
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answered by Anonymous
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umm, having sex with my boyfriend in other people's houses
2007-03-06 05:19:50
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answered by Rosie B 2
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