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2007-03-06 04:30:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science Sociology

I left my sandwich in the fax machine and I let flatulence out at a meeting.

2007-03-07 08:25:45 · update #1

11 answers

Stand up at the next board meeting, pull down your pants and wave your *** around, then yell that you are God.

Everyone will band together against you, or at least laugh together, which helps people bond.

Voila!

2007-03-06 04:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tanya Pants 3 · 0 0

Buy them coffee and doughnuts everyday and ask if they need help with anything .... food is most important, find out what their favorite snacks are ... the way to a bored co-worker's heart!

2007-03-06 20:56:06 · answer #2 · answered by Reserved 6 · 1 0

Work hard, stay out of co-workers personal business, help them with small projects if needed, and you'll be all set.

2007-03-06 12:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just act real crazy and also say stuff that doesn't make sense. like" I hungry do we have any silly putty. Keep others off balanced they won't want to be around very long. It's worked for me for 7 years.

2007-03-06 18:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1 1

Depends on how you lost it. If you were caught embezzling or arrested for pedophilia chances are slim to none and slim just left town.

2007-03-06 12:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by BOOBABY 3 · 2 0

Be honest, be friendly, and just do your job the best you can.

Every day.

2007-03-06 12:38:45 · answer #6 · answered by semi-cursed life 1 · 1 0

I Think you should give us just a tiniest bit more to go on.

2007-03-06 12:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by H.C.Will 3 · 1 1

Just kick some a@@. Worked for me.

2007-03-06 13:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by sport_bike_rider79 2 · 1 1

Once you've lost it, you can't regain it....quit and move on.

2007-03-06 23:50:27 · answer #9 · answered by raggnaar 4 · 0 1

after what you have done??

I don't know if it's possible

2007-03-06 12:33:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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