what is the difference between football & breast?

Answer 1

Trick question: There is no difference. In both, men go after them because they want to hold it.

Answer 2

I disagree. Men seem to be a bit more captivated by the football.

I've never seen a football asked to move out of the way of the TV when there are breasts on.

Answer 3

The same difference as between a coconut and your head.
While one is filled with liquid (either milk or coconut water), the other is filled with just air (be it your head or the football).

Answer 4

men like both but men would only lick the breast..not the football

Answer 5

Football: is public property which every one can play with even using feet.It takes your aenergy out.
Breast: It is a valued article which not only gives you energy but also compels you to bow your head before it ,as it belongs to "Mother".

Answer 6

well I would think more guys would be interested in a woman than a football
the reason should be rather obvious

so most people would prioritize breast over football

hope I answered your question

Answer 7

breast of a mother has fed u milk and has converted u from an infant to a boy, which is not possible with a football.
so learn to respect a woman, even before asking such a stupid question.

Answer 8

u don know even this.??????
there must b sumthing rong with. either u stay in a rosary tower that u hvent seen a football or mayb u r a heavenly body not knowin vat is breast!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

football, you play it with your foot and breast, you play it with your hands. lol

Answer 10

The first one is kiked by feet. The second one is fondled by the child with hands and mouth.