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What would make it different to make it a top seller.

2007-03-06 02:39:04 · 13 answers · asked by SAR13 3 in Arts & Humanities Books & Authors

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Hi SAR13,
Er, probably is the short answer, but living most of the time on a boat gives me more than enough material for a book / film.
All I have to do is write down such stuff as - "Last Saturday, a heron cra**ed on my bacon sandwich". Which it did, and we are off to a fine start.
I now speak fluent heron, with a bit of duck & water-vole thrown in for good measure to measure.
Then they got me to leap out a 'plane for charity on Sunday, and I cannot abide heights. The thing is registered G-OVAN, a skyvan, and you will find pencilled on the floor "I am not sure about this"
Upside down off a mountain in Crete a few years back was fun.
Not done on purpose, it just sort of slid off the edge.
Some other "mates" asked me to enter a water-ski competition against Mike Hazlewood. The then reigning world Champion.
What a farce !
Oh, the film Life of Brian, I am one of the blokes following Brian out of the Market place in Tunisia. (Short bod at the back)

That, with many other recantations of my life thus far, probably does not need any embellishment.

Oh, I blew up a dog shed, with no dog in it by mistake.

Hey Ho, and on I go !

Bob.

2007-03-06 03:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0 0

They are as we speak. Its working title is Cad the man, cad the legend................... its a Doc u film.Traces my history from the early years with the Hunting accident in Africa when I mistook father for a charging Rhino, Then when I Inherited my untold wealth.. On to the time when I used to go out chasing the ladies with dear "Ollie" reed. As well as the many celeb friends I have known,and slept with over the years....To the time myself and "binkie" white, my agent got our first ladies mud wrestling club....Then there is a bit about the time I became a international porn star over in America.. Also some back ground into Cad towers and the Cad estate.It talks for the first time about all the charity work I do. For 17 to 21 year old young ladies,be it in the nurse's dorms, or the hockey team changing room.Some of my maids will also give you some sort of idea as to what its like to work for cad.Then we take a look at my many books I have written on every subject known to man. It is indeed these same books I use now, to help all you good people with your problems on here.We will also include my Gentleman's club "Jiggle" like a lap dancing club, but without the class..Do you want me to send some tickets over for the premier ?

2007-03-06 11:30:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes why not, book is easy than movie, as to make movie you need handsome money. But who knows if you are lucky & if you have your life's book & some director or producer likes it he can make a movie on it.

I have seen many movies & have come accross books based on their lifes. Also if the book or movie is famous you can earn like anything.

If you are willing to go ahead and do it, best wishes for the same.

2007-03-06 10:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by Jairam K 3 · 0 0

Yes, it's called an autobiography. Many have made it to the top seller list

2007-03-06 10:46:58 · answer #4 · answered by georgiarose_01 4 · 0 0

Not my entire life, but a slice of it. It wouldn't be hard to make a decent movie about an American girl living in Japan. I'd want more fiction in it, though, because it was pretty dull the first year.

2007-03-06 11:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 0 0

I don't think anyone would believe it which would make it a best seller. It wouldn't be a book though, it would be a tome :)

2007-03-06 10:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Bagpuss 4 · 0 0

i don't know if it would be a top seller or not but my life sure has been crazy and fun so far.

2007-03-06 10:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by bubbles 5 · 0 0

i couldn't answer that quetion unless i did it and then revised it if i were trying to make it better then it wouldn't be the true story but a ficticious work to make money with

2007-03-06 10:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 0 0

Yes, but I've got to find out what happens first.

2007-03-07 06:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by L 3 · 0 0

Titanic, like me going down

2007-03-06 10:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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