will my mom be proud of me when i bring her on jerry springer to tell her im a hooker?

Answer 1

Yes, you need to have some tissues on standby..

Momma's little hooker has grown up!

Answer 2

You may have read that this is hooker appreciation week, but its not the type of hooker you are talking about. That type of hooker is by definition a woman that nobody appreciates. If someone appreciated her she would have some self respect and she wouldn't be selling her self to creepy men, who were too cheap to pay for a call girl. The Hooker being appreciated is the civil war hero General Hooker. He and General Sherman were commanders of the Union troops who won the battle of Atlanta, and also captured Milligeville and Savannah, and pretty much sacked the state of Georgia. When the American army was getting a thumping at the battle of Kennesaw mountain, Hooker thought of a new strategy that enabled our guys to win. He said to General Sherman " Hey, just let the rebels keep that ****ing mountain, lets do something useful instead". They went down to Atlanta and burned the whole city. This was the victory that turned things around for the North. After this the rebels retreated and the legendary Sherman's march through Georgia began. Lincoln was about to loose the election of 1864 because the war he started was unpopular, but after Atlanta burned the Northerners changed their mind and decided to vote for Lincoln as a way of saying "keep up the good work". Thus America's greatest president was saved, and this may not have been possible without General Hooker's intelligence and valor. General Hooker can also be credited with adding the word " hooker" to the English language. Unlike the other Generals he condoned and encouraged camp followers to accompany his troops, this was good for morale. After his troops burned the big mill in Roswell, the women who worked there became unemployed and decided that they should follow the soldiers because anywhere they were going has gotta be better than where they were. The camp followers came to be known as Hooker's girls. This term evolved into hooker. General Hookers other claim to fame was being the 1st Yankee to utter the phrase " I can't believe they let this state back into our country".

Answer 3

I don't know your mom, so I really can't answer that accurately. Whether she is or not, I want you to know that I am very proud of you. I'd do business with you any day of the week. I'm very serious too.

Answer 4

Yes, I would think so. Lolli Hooker. =D

Answer 5

Only if you slap her around a bit.

Answer 6

I don't know your mom, so can't answer honestly, sorry

Answer 7

lord knows my mom was.

Answer 8

I'm sure she will be thrilled.