CAKE OR BED
>
>A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
>FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
>HONEY,
>COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
>IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
>HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
>FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO.
>
>FINE,
>
>THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
>WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
>TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
>FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
>WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO
>
>FINE, SHE SAYS
>THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
>TO THE FRONT DOOR?
>THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
>I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
>WANT TO FIX STEPS
>HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
>I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
>SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
>COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
>HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
>HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
>TO GO HOME
>
>AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
>THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
>AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
>HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
>
>AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
>THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
>HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
>OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
>JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
>WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
>HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
>GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
>HE SAID,
>SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
>SHE REPLIED,
>HELLOOOOO..
>DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
>ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO!
2007-03-05 23:45:46 · 9 answers · asked by sexsired 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I love this story, that should teach him a lesson.
2007-03-06 00:01:39 · answer #1 · answered by Martini Babee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, i ll tell him a choose a bed even if i choose to bake him cake.
2007-03-06 08:07:18 · answer #2 · answered by joddie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bet the cake would have been tastier!
2007-03-06 10:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by bigh5586 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. really superb
2007-03-06 08:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by prabhakar_ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very good... i'll also choose bed.
2007-03-06 07:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by CinsTaylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao I really did love this one.
2007-03-06 08:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by bette69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of us do lack/miss that angle
2007-03-06 07:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Caring 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so , this is a lesson to all husband
2007-03-06 07:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny......he deserved it, right?
2007-03-06 07:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by Gabriela I 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋