It only takes one of those big gorillas to have one too many banana daiquiris and our school children could be at risk. It is a jungle out there.
2007-03-05 23:04:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't want to simian to be the chimp, Darwin. But relatively speaking your theory is a bit Leakey. Those big babboons have never harmed the children. You are the first Howler to make any real objections. Gibbon that there are sufficient enclosures, the children never see them, not even during Rhesus. I don't think the s'colobus even goes in that direction.
2007-03-06 01:50:15 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gorillas aren't monkeys. Monkeys have prehensile tails. Gorillas don't have prehensile tails. Gorillas are great apes, unless of course they get drunk, in which case they can be pretty obnoxious. However, as long as they drink responsibly I don't see a problem witht that, but keeping bars of any kind away from schools is probably a good idea.
2007-03-06 08:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaah! You already answered your question! Dang!
I was gonna say only if the monkeys don't mind hearing playground noise while they're tying one on, or some such...
Hmmmm, I seem to be more concerned about the apes than the kids!
Ah me!
2007-03-06 07:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes all schools in America should have them. Its good Army fitness training, and by the looks of things in Iraq, you need all the soldiers for the future that you can muster!
2007-03-06 07:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by trysssa999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I played on a jungle gym and look how I turned out!
2007-03-06 07:07:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kyle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkey bars and alcohol do not mix. MAMBA (Mothers Against Monkey Bars and Alcohol).
2007-03-06 07:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
children need to experience jungle life, especially those pissed monkeys with their great big hats
2007-03-06 07:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by Boofie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No they should not be placed near a school
2007-03-06 07:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My kids would fit right in there....
My son is MonkeyBoy98
My daughter is MonkeyZilla99
I have always called them curtain climbers....LOL
2007-03-06 07:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by mysticfairy74 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably.
2007-03-06 07:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by Nothing Fails ± 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋