Can you afford to wear mascara when you are in love with a married man?

Answer 1

Of course they have waterproof mascara now, besides you done having sex with a married man, you can't afford to be looking less than your best, so keep your lashes long, thick and sexy with the mascara etc because it is not like he with you for anything other than sex so you better look pretty or he'll leave your ***, and how sad is that. To be dumped by a married man.

Answer 2

Any make-up - or perfume - is a no-no with a married man. Perfume may not be so bad if you are at your place and he can shower, but his wife will smell the different soap you use.
Trust my opinion, wild rover, and 3 times divorced.
(In the old days, dad used to put his cromby overcoat on, and mum would brush him down. One day she said 'Ted, you have overstepped the mark. I can cope with finding blonde hairs on your coat, or brunette. But you have sunk to going round with bald-headed women!)

Answer 3

You shouldn't be in love with a married man unless you're married to the man in question.

Answer 4

Of course you can and perfume, sexy undies and nice clothes, just because he,s married doesn,t mean you don,t have to look good. Have fun A

Answer 5

Unless you are willing to be easy come, easy go - ringa ding ding - lovewise, then no. Just be a mensch.

Answer 6

Certainly - waterproof comes in all colours now!

Answer 7

Umm i'm confused

Answer 8

erm yeah, is this a trick queston?

Answer 9

eh

Answer 10

Get your hubby to buy it for you.