2007-03-05 21:24:38 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
her pimp...
2007-03-05 21:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by ☆Angel☆© 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How can Barbie be an old slapper?
1. She never ages
2. The only guy I've ever seen her with is Ken
Ok she does wear extremely short skirts but hey, she's got good legs.
2007-03-06 05:29:24 · answer #2 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barbie is not an old slapper,her and Ken are engaged and they never have sex before marriage.
They must be at least 60 years old now,they have really aged well dont you think?
2007-03-06 05:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by Pat R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ken's just a cheapskate who can't get Barbie any clothes.
I think one day barbie said to ken, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last doll in the room. Well, he was the only male doll in the girl's room, so she's stuck with him. Poor girl.
They can't have children anyway.
I wonder who Cindy is now, that's the scary bit.
2007-03-06 05:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by dude 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A rent boy?
When I was little, I ditched Ken as I found my Action man doll much more flexible as he could bend his limbs better so he was Barbie's man.
Poor Ken just sat in the background being a stiff. I guess he was a voyager (pervert).
2007-03-06 05:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by _ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ken came "out of the closet" recently. He made his tearful confession to me that G.I. Joe had stolen his heart. (The "Kung-Fu Grip" thing...you know?) Anyway, Joe was hesitant at first, until Ken revealed his...um...lack of...a..certain..appendage, and Joe was all for it. 'Cause Joe was ALL man, and would bend over for nobody. Then Joe showed that he, too...was similarly..um..endowed. So they are now living together in Barbie's Old "Dream House" (she sold it and moved to Hollywood...the plastic breasts you know) and are living happily together as Lesbians. Though, the BOTH really like the pink car for some reason..(OMG am I warped or what?)
2007-03-06 05:41:11 · answer #6 · answered by Sartoris 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Barbie is not an "old slapper", my Ken doll was gay and Barbie was his hag.
2007-03-06 07:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by fluffynickers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Barbie is a sweetie and Ken her dream man! lol
That's my childhood theory and I'm sticking with it!
Cheers, Enya <3
2007-03-08 22:32:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Enya♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Barbie is in a commited relationship with ken, of course! lol, it's up to the people who play with them what they get up to. = )
2007-03-06 05:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The thing that gets me is, if Barbie's so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
2007-03-06 06:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by chris g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stinky? In Slappy and the Stinkers.
2007-03-06 05:35:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋