The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.
Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Clinton commented to Kennedy
"I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Kennedy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and Clinton 's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Senator Kennedy spoke.
2007-03-05 20:20:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
Amen" said Kennedy.
"Amen" said Clinton
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
2007-03-05 20:20:17 · update #1
LOL not only funny but soooo true!
Added comment: Some people are sooooooooooooo rude in their reactions to a joke!
and they cannot put aside their politics enough to crack a smile.
That is so sad.
2007-03-05 20:44:31 · answer #1 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kennedy and Clinton are funny, thank goodness because the current gratis resident of the White House is truly and veritably SAD.
2007-03-05 21:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by emiliosailez 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About like having Jackson pray for you.
http://judicialwatch.org/archive/2006/jackson-report.pdf
2007-03-05 23:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Canada isnt far enough away. When she gets elected I am going to need my own Planet!
2007-03-05 21:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by Jerry B 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The choice is funny or what? I pick what... The first good thing you've said in any of your postings at least you slammed libs for a change.
2007-03-05 21:06:41 · answer #5 · answered by 9D4KHP 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was funny back in the 1940s when it was said about Hitler and Goering. Good to see you dust off some old, decaying jokes and attempt in your own little way to breathe new life into them. Next time you might even succeed.
2007-03-05 20:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I really think old Ted is doing Hillary!!! Our is it Nancy that is doing Hillary??
2007-03-05 20:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love it...well said
2007-03-05 20:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
shouldn't that be delay and cunningham... oh wait, they aren't in congress anymore...hahaha
2007-03-05 20:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL...love it...really good.
2007-03-05 20:30:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋