2007-03-05 19:05:04 · 12 answers · asked by massadaman 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Stomach problems and diaria.
Always work.!!!!!
2007-03-05 19:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by iona 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got my leg stuck in a packet of cornflakes while eating too much yellow snow and my mother has just got out of the cellar. And anyway, while I was cleaning my guns the voices told me not to go into work, because the boss is secretly working for the Evil Emperor of the planet Zog.
2007-03-05 19:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them god did it. Not sure if it will work for you, but the fundies seem to like it as an excuse.
2007-03-05 19:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them your dog or cat just died, or you had to put your dog down, or tell that that you were up all night throwing up, or tell them your partner is in hopsital and it was urgent, or tell them that you had the realestate coming around to your house, lol good luck : )
2007-03-05 19:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try an ingrowing toenail
2007-03-05 19:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them u have been up half the night sneezing and coughing and u did not get much sleep
2007-03-05 19:23:59 · answer #6 · answered by ak222002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stomach bug.
2007-03-05 19:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by Leizel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gigantism, works for me, but I had a hard time proving it.
2007-03-05 19:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My family and I were in a plane crash and I am a vegetable...see you tomorrow.
2007-03-05 19:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no now get to work lol
2007-03-05 19:07:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋