I'll start & you continue. Work off each other. Here goes:
"I had just finished eating 2 slices of extra cheese pizza, 1 garlic knot and had tipped a few brews, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere...........................
2007-03-05 17:39:14 · 11 answers · asked by Jannie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Came the breath Nazis! They were everywhere!
I spotted thirty at least, hiding in the bushes, sprawled on the ground by my feet, crunched up behind trashcans and benches. I hadn't the foggiest idea what to do! The head honcho (a tall, dark looking man) marched smartly up to me and whipped out a bottle of Listerine, a pack of gum, and a toothbrush and toothpaste. He held them out to me and glared down at me with a most displeased frown. He spoke with a very thick accent, which sounded something quite like a German baker with a bad head-cold; he told me that I had violated at least 50 rules in the Handbook for a Better Breath that apparently each of them carried around....
2007-03-05 18:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
flying monkeys came out of the bathroom
2007-03-05 17:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Stan the man 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a strange looking man in a blue tuxedo tapped on the restaurant window, and beckoned to me...
2007-03-05 17:43:40 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here comes my dog and eats the rest of my pizza and drinks my beer.
2007-03-05 18:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by Hilllbilly_gal 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
SUDDENLY, I had this TERRIBLE PAIN in my stomach! I RACED to the bathroom and sat on the toilet, when OUT CAME....
2007-03-05 17:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Letter marked "Do Not Open"
2007-03-05 17:57:44 · answer #6 · answered by chimpus_incompetus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
terrible stuff, but i just ignored it. i left the bathroom and there, waiting for me was a ...
2007-03-05 17:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
....And a troll showed up at the window...saying let me pass through your yard, or i'll sick one of my gnomes on your......
2007-03-05 17:44:26 · answer #8 · answered by kikiboo! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I SAID THIS IS DUM AS HELL I AM GOING TO GET SUM FRIED CHICKEN LOL HELL I DON'T KNOW
2007-03-05 17:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by IT WASNT ME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got sick to my stomach and threw up every where.
2007-03-05 18:03:18 · answer #10 · answered by bo_dela 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋