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I want to look under my bed to check if he's there, but I'm afraid he'll bite my nose off when I look under there, I also find myself panicking when I have to go to the bath room late at night for fear of Gonzo snapping my legs in half, is this normal?

2007-03-05 16:50:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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That's actually Hunter S Thompson under your bed, the innovator of Gonzo. Might want to stay on top of the bed anyway, or you'll lose a couple days.

2007-03-05 16:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 1 0

Do you mean Gonzo, the muppet? Come on now! Ain't no muppet gonna bite you. They are fluffy and cute. Are you sure it is Gonzo? Maybe you have another fear to talk about.

2007-03-06 00:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1 0

Just grab Gonzo by the nose and throw him out the window, that's what I did....

2007-03-06 00:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by Pixie 4 · 2 0

Honey. It is not Gonzo. It is your Tickle Me Elmo. He needs some sinus surgery so he snores. . . . .that is what the noise is at night. No worries

2007-03-06 00:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

Yes, he is there and he waits to tear into your flesh with a thousand vibrating teeth. But he'll only do it when you're convinced he's not real, it's more fun that way.

2007-03-06 00:55:00 · answer #5 · answered by Jack S 5 · 1 0

Perfectly normal. I didn't feel this way until I lost a foot to him, though. You're getting an early start.

2007-03-06 00:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 1 0

gonzos on vacation this week your safe he is here with me

2007-03-06 00:54:16 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 2 0

Everything is normal on full moon. Even were wolfs and Dracula.

2007-03-06 15:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1 0

No I don't think he lives under your bed because he lives under mine!

2007-03-06 00:54:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

No because I try to evade the floor shark.

2007-03-06 00:54:23 · answer #10 · answered by Myra G 5 · 1 0

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