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She was setting fire to all of my kitchen appliances

2007-03-05 16:48:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

you must call Tom Cruise at once

he must do the couch dance and hands of death before all will be well

2007-03-05 16:58:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I would lay off whatever you`re smoking here buddy!

I would have suggested to make her a cup of tea but if she`s set fire to all of your kitchen appliances, I really don`t see how you can make tea now...

... or anything else for that matter!

2007-03-06 00:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by Lolita Angel Rose Taylor-Kennedy 3 · 1 0

Nab her and hold her till the cops get there. Promise her that you will tell noone and not speak with the Paparazi for $5million dollars. Martha Stewart is probably with her so you could most likely double your nest egg. You have to send me some though since it was my idea

2007-03-06 00:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

Sneak around following her, put on a scary mask and then scare her I think that will make her leave.

2007-03-06 01:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Call either Dr. Phil or David Letterman to come get her

2007-03-06 00:54:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jannie 3 · 3 0

Of Oprah is the name of your pet, then take her to pet obediance school.

2007-03-06 00:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Spikey and Scruffy's Mummy 5 · 1 0

Roast marshmallows.

2007-03-06 01:04:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get pics and sell them to the tabloids

2007-03-06 20:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Padlock your refrigerator and buy a pitbull dog.

2007-03-06 01:07:16 · answer #9 · answered by Pixie 4 · 0 0

Yeah, she has been trying to cuddle with me while I sleep. It is best to be firm and confident.

2007-03-06 00:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by Myra G 5 · 2 0

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