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I predict that the funniest, stupidest comment/story/whatever will get 10 points.
Sorry it's just me, but Philip Seymour Hoffman and Dionne Warwick are busy making an album together.
So make me laugh, mon!!

2007-03-05 15:44:33 · 15 answers · asked by ididElvis 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

Miss Cleo: Oooh, Miss Cleo read da bones for ya darlin'. They'll tell you what cha wont to know now.

Me: YOU SUCK!! -throws some cake- Nooooo! My wonderful cake! How will I ever live without you?? -sobs-

2007-03-05 15:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by tahirih.luvs2sew 3 · 1 0

Ms. Cleo owes me a whole bunch of $$$ according to the USA courts! I'm still waiting ... Oh, wait - does that make me a moron for spending a bunch of $$$ dialing those phone numbers ???

Sorry, Ms. Cleo - Nope! I never called those numbers! Must be a phone company mistake!

Grin - make that an evil grin!

The Ol' Sasquatch Ü

2007-03-05 23:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 1 0

Ms. Cleo I want my money back your prediction that I would one day be a part owner of Planet Hollywood was wrong. Pay up.

2007-03-06 00:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

you should come to my polygamists anonymous meeting, we always share a good laugh over some drugged tea...i mean tea, there is nothing shady about the tea. anyway eventually you will grow to love my cult and the year round lima bean harvest will help pass the time.

2007-03-05 23:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 2 0

Wow, your brilliant! Giving the points to the answer you like best, I never did it that way before.

2007-03-05 23:52:32 · answer #5 · answered by LIL OL' ME! 3 · 0 0

Want to hear a dirty joke? IdidElvis fell in the mud.

2007-03-05 23:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again? ;-)

Grannie <3

2007-03-05 23:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Granny♥ 4 · 1 0

Sometimes when I sit too long my balls get numb.

2007-03-05 23:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmao omg been so long since i heard that stupid name ms cleo....sheesh

2007-03-05 23:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren_Ann20 5 · 1 1

the cards don't lie

2007-03-05 23:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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