I have twenty police out back with axes chopping up my wood pile. What should I do?

Question

I think my neighbor called the cops and told 'em I was hiding dope in my firewood.

Answer 1

Quick start a fire and distract them with the smoke.
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Answer 2

step 1: grab rocket launcher, uzi, and 9mm from the crawl space.
step 2: take the secret escape hatch to the roof from inside the spare bedroom closet.
step 3: fire rocket at woodpile, make sure to duck from debris.
step 4: repel down house with the bungee hidden in the chimeney.
step 5: shot any remaining officers.
step 6: steal police vehicle.
step 7: drive said vehicle into neighbors living room, shoot him.
step 8: steal recently late neighbors vehicle.
step 9: drive to the border of canada.
step 10: deck a mounty, steal his horse.
step 11: ride into the freezing a*s winters of the canadian lands!

Answer 3

Let them finish chopping the wood for you before you do anything else. Then say your friend stores their dope in the woodpile and blames it on you.

Answer 4

Well if you don;t have any dope, thank the cops for chopping your wood for you,but wait till their done

Answer 5

Make sure they finish cutting it all for you before you ask them what they are doing, unless you are hiding dope in there.

Answer 6

Get a new neighbor...
But really, just go outside and talk to them. If you hide inside you will seem suspicious.

Answer 7

it really depends on if you were hiding dope in your firewood

Answer 8

Build a nice fire in the fireplace when they're done. Maybe roast a few marshmallows.

Answer 9

start a firewood business.

Answer 10

Come out with your hands up