2007-03-05 15:30:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Go on Jeopardy and insult Alex Trebek.
2007-03-05 15:35:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ape Ape Man 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"What's the difference between a wet mallard and...I forget the wrest, but you mother's a whore."
I loved that SNL sketch.
What would I do? I'd be to busy being the coolest man on Earth. Then I'd watch myself being the best James Bond ever, all day long.
2007-03-05 23:38:57 · answer #2 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get out my tuxedo ( that I do not own ) and I would walk around like I knew I was the s**t. I'd probably sit in front of the mirror all day long and listen to myself talk. That'd be amusing
2007-03-05 23:37:01 · answer #3 · answered by _hopefull_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go out in public dressed as 007 an go arounbd corners an squirt children with my squirt gun, an confuse everee one cause they wudnt beleive i wus actually sean connery!!! ⥠hahaha~ *blush*
2007-03-05 23:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would eat people's brains and ... oh wait that's Hopkins not Connery nevermind :)
2007-03-05 23:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anton M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd call Catherine Zeta Jones. They were in that movie together. I bet he's got her digits.
2007-03-05 23:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sing, I'm too sexy for myself and pinch my n****es. In a Scottish accent of course.
2007-03-05 23:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by AHHHHhhhhh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a bar and order me a martini
2007-03-05 23:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by Obsidian © 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a hair transplant, a tummy tuck, and try to remember how to act sexy.
2007-03-05 23:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh really hard, and then walk around and give out autographs.
2007-03-05 23:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by The Walrus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋