I would like to build myself a new house on the lake, but don't currently have the funds.
2007-03-05 14:42:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Personal Finance
Ok man. Let me give my buddy Bill Gates a call. I'm sure he can loan you a couple million without any problems ;)
2007-03-05 14:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by C L 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sure! Just let me whip that outta my as*, and I'll be there at your ghetto crib in the morning! After all, I've got a whopping $36 in my bank account, why worry about anyone else's REAL problems in the world? I'd like a house on the lake as well as the next person, but hey, buddy, you gotta earn your keep. No one gets handed 1.6 mil on a plate, Get real.
2007-03-05 22:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Angela L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a mortgage broker my answer is yes. Please be sure to have 10% at least of your own funds (seasoned in the bank for 2 months) as your downpayment and your income documents, asset statements ready.
Any questions?
2007-03-05 23:21:58 · answer #3 · answered by batwanda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are willing to pay a fix 15% interest on it for the next 30 years. No credit check, no income check. Just need your bank account number and routing number and social security number and proper ID (such as valid driver's license with photo on it, your passport, your birth certificate, your bank statements) and oh yeah, your current address................................. Oh wait a minute, why am I lending you money again?
2007-03-05 22:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I sure would like the find a bank that will do the same.
Preferably with no income requirements, and no FICO requirements.
2007-03-05 22:45:56 · answer #5 · answered by InspectorBudget 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could,but i won't. not enough information.
by the way i already have a house on a lake.
2007-03-05 22:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by barrbou214 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask Manbearpig!
2007-03-05 22:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by Wounded Duck 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No problem,
Just give me 2.6M as collateral. Then I will happily loan you 1.6M
2007-03-05 23:44:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ethan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-03-06 01:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats like asking ppl can i rob u and pay u wen im dead.
2007-03-05 22:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by ♥†º н—є—ℓ—ℓ—σ º†♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋