Im scared of getting a b.o.n.e.r durring my physical. Help please?

Question

I have this physical that is coming on thursday and Im nervous. Im afraid that i might get a spontanious errection when they look at my penus. To make it worse my mom is picking me up early from school so its not like I have time to prep for it or anything to help prevent it from happening after school. Does anybody have ideas I can use to prevent this from happening without needing time after school. To make it worse Im getting my physical done by a girl.

Answer 1

think of something that totally turns you off. I am sure it happens all the time and the doctor would not even think of mentioning it

Answer 2

i would recommend that you take a few lines of cocaine. This usually helps in keeping your wood soft as a pillow.

--Wait, you can't buy cocaine at the local gas-station anymore.

Well, you'll have to rely on the fact that you are very nervous about it to begin w/. i have had a few physicals and NEVER gotten hard during the process. There are too many factors that prevent it from happening.

1. 99% of all doctors examination offices are cold as a freezer.

2. Those latex gloves of hers will not feel so inviting when they are touching you, trust me they don't.

3. It will only be a 3 sec inspection at the most, way to little of time for you to actually get "hard" before she tells you, "Ok, we're done."

Trust me, you don't have to worry about anything.

Now, if you are having your physical done somewhere in Brazil, being performed by a former Victoria Secret model who retired to become a doctor for young boys and ran out of latex gloves - then yes, i would be worried.

Answer 3

ITS COOL IF U DO GET AN ERRECTION IM A GIRL AND I WOULDNT THINK ANYTHING OF IT IF A GUY DID THAT BESIDES IM SURE THE CHIK DOIN IT HAS HAD IT HAPPEN BEFORE ITS ALL GOOD HEY ATLEAST U CAN THERES ALOT OF GUYS WHO CANT SO FEEL PRIVLEDGED AND JUST STAY COOL K WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!=)