from a book, movie, famous person, etc...
2007-03-05 13:17:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Pinky-share please! I'd like to hear what those people said.
2007-03-05 13:23:51 · update #1
It's a little political, but I love this:
"New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to vote, it didn't lead to hamsters voting. No court has extended the Equal Protection Clause to salmon. And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex."
- Bill Maher
And, of course, as a bisexual:
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Woody Allen
And I found this one and it made me laugh:
"Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our co-workers ask us about our weekend. 'I had a great time with... them.' Great! Now they don't think you're queer - just a big sl*t!"
- Judy Carter
And, because I'm a big Stephen Colbert fan, I love his often-said quote: "The only dangerous homosexuals are the ones that turn me on." Classic Colbert!
2007-03-05 14:42:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
all i can think of is some real sad quotes. the quote my good friend delivered when he came out. the quote a sister-in-law said when she came out. and then there was my daughter. yeh, i don't know and funny or clever quotes that gay people said. hope someone else has better luck.
2007-03-05 13:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
" My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
Roseanne Barr is my hero.=]
2007-03-05 14:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by Renee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"am i gay? im ecstatic!"
-- imagine me and you
"dont forget me"
"i wont remember anything else"
-- imagine me and you
"i'd rather be a f a g than afraid"
"You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that"
-- but im a cheerleader
"im not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is"
-- gina gershon
i have more, but i cant think of them at the moment. i shall be back...
2007-03-05 14:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by soundofwhite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I SURE DO LOVE GIVING HEAD TO THE CAST OF JERKCITY ON A REGULAR BASIS"- Penny Arcade guy, on Jerkcity.
"OH I love sucking dick, GHLAHGLAGLH, Oh man, I just can't have enough free sex with random men in public restrooms"- some gay guy.
2007-03-05 14:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by mikemybuddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier – only in polyester with a Penney’s label."
"There’s nothing wrong with being gay, so to deny it is to make a judgement. "
"It is better to be hated for what one is than to be loved for what one isn’t."
2007-03-05 14:12:24 · answer #6 · answered by castle h 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
People who matter don't care, and people who care don't matter.
I don't remember who said it? Oscar Wilde????
Here's a cool page of gay quotes:
http://www.quotegarden.com/homosexuality.html
2007-03-05 13:54:37 · answer #7 · answered by ramblin' robert 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"One must behave as one's nature dictates".
Oscar Wilde, Hertfordshire,1885
2007-03-05 13:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by Just Ask Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You blow me.
And I'll blow you!! (joke Valentine's Day card)
My favorite though is, you don't know how long I've waited to hear those words said to that name. Patrick Swayze to Stockard Channing after she says I love you Vita Bohem. In to Wong Foo, thanks for everything Julie Newmar.
2007-03-05 13:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
"Girls...who needs em?"
-Old gay man in family guy.
2007-03-05 15:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by lordwashu13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋