2007-03-05 12:52:27 · 40 answers · asked by popcorninmytooth 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If Jesus were alive today, I bet he'd be found in the ghetto riding down the alley in a BIIIIIIIIIIIIG cadilac. His big long white robe would have gigantic J sign on it. He'd have gold teeth and he'd be holding a flashy gold Bible. Jezzie Jee : "HEY MY FELLA FOLLOWERS, I THOUGHT I'D BUST UP THE JOINT WITH MY N TO THE O TO THE A TO THE H. MY MAIN MAN NOAH UP IN HERE!!!"
2007-03-05 12:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Probably. Jesus had no egoic sense of self to uphold, so he likely looked quite plain.
Of course the images that you probably grew up with of Jesus are ones that came much later, and were based on the people of whatever locale they were made. Take all the European paintings of Jesus as fairly white-skinned.
I think he would look just like an average healthy guy.
But, he died 2000 years ago. He's not coming back (at least in bodily form).
Christ is within us all. Christ isn't about a human form, it's about our deepest self, beyond form.
2007-03-05 12:58:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kind of sacreligous there pal, but in my opinion he was persecuted in his own day so why would he be bothered if he was thought of as a "pothead"? The look might actually help him minister to those most in need.
2007-03-05 12:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by justpeachee22 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably. Back when he WAS here...he fit right in. He'd do that again I think. Why would he want to take on the persona of some half crazed homeless person with delusions of grandeur if he wanted to be taken seriously.
2007-03-05 12:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa E 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope Jesus wouldn't care if people think he was a pothead. Ya know, he used to hang out with lepers and whores.
2007-03-05 12:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
ahhh no ...he is a pot head where do you think weed came form dude?
He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth; (Psalm 104:14)
what kind of paper do you think the first bible was written on?
Since when is smoking pot a sin?...god wouldnt of created marijuana if it was a sin.
2007-03-05 13:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Jungle Luv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, and when I grow a beard, I kinda look like Jesus!
2007-03-05 12:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nah, he's a non-conformist punk rock hardcore dude. He wouldn't care.
2007-03-05 13:00:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
u know the poor guy would end up in a padded room in an institution just walking down the street...
2007-03-05 12:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No, Jesus would not be ashamed of being a pothead. And if anyone had a problem with it, he would just send them to hell.
2007-03-05 12:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋