"Cindy? Guess what? I'm calling you from the stadium. On a FOOTBALL PHONE!"
I knew I should have never ordered you that subscription to Sports Illustrated back in '92. Somehow cutting out all the Wayne Gretsky mullets and pasting them onto pictures of the cast of Mr. Belvedere caused something in you to snap.
This year I'm ordering you a subscription to Mexican Dentists Quarterly. It comes with a free Enchurriza Phone with teeth for pushbottons.
2007-03-05 12:01:16
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answer #1
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answered by ? 4
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Since I’m somewhat an expert in dream interpretation then I’ll explain what I know: ur obsessed with elephants that’s why ur seeing ‘em! They’re diabetic ‘cause they’re sweet elephants and I guess they love chocolate!! Drinking telephone means you always mention ‘em in ur conversation!
If it’s not a dream that ur telling us, then stop eating candy!!
2007-03-05 20:18:55
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answered by they're savages 5
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As long as they're diabetic kind who like to DRINK telephones. The regular, normal kind just won't do...
2007-03-05 19:50:57
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answered by Sara 3
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No, it's not. Everybody knows that diabetic elephants only drink televisions...
2007-03-06 23:47:48
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answered by Still Crazy... 5
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How do you drink a telephone anyway. Sure it's not Fat Pink Hippo's?
2007-03-05 19:49:51
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answered by Anonymous
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This is only normal when you place a hit of LSD-25 under each eyelid. I am so disappointed that you have been holding out on me again.
2007-03-06 20:43:04
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answered by Anonymous
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Only if the telephone is sugar-free. Otherwise something could be wrong.
2007-03-05 19:49:32
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answered by Joan McBitch 3
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Sounds more interesting than the colorful splotches I see when I close my eyes.
2007-03-05 19:51:07
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answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6
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the telephone part is alittle weird normally he's drinking my tv when I see him..
2007-03-05 19:49:49
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answered by Anonymous
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Only if they're pink. And your telephone is green.
2007-03-06 13:35:35
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answered by ? 4
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