am a 28 years old man who get lots of advice from people, but maybe they have their own goals so I ask you strangers.
My mother says I should find my own place to live and move out from her house because she can't afford the food and phone bills.
My counsellor says I should try to keep things stable and not make any big moves and stay on my meds better.
My 16 year-old girlfriend says I should start trying to get my life straightened out for when the baby comes in a couple months.
My other girlfriend says her husband is starting to suspect and I need to quit seeing her so much.
My paorole officer says I need to get a better job than mowing a few yards for cash, but he doesn't know about the money I get from making meth in my mothers garage.
Now for my question: If you consider yourself smart, how far did you have to read before you realized this was a spoof?
2007-03-05 10:50:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
I got to "my counseler". Any guy who's living with mom at 28 and not paying the bills is online too much to leave her basement for counseling. :)
2007-03-05 10:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this far then knew you were full of ****
am a 28 years old man who get lots of advice from people, but maybe they have their own goals so I ask you strangers.
My mother says I should find my own place to live and move out from her house because she can't afford the food and phone bills.
2007-03-07 07:02:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your multiple personalities should get in touch with each other and see about setting up a game plan. What is your point ? What are you trying to accomplish here? I read the first sentence. low IQ, I figure.
2007-03-05 13:13:33 · answer #3 · answered by lost2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, it is an interesting exercise for you,but a waste of valuable time for others who genuinely want to help others. If didn't take long.....besides, you can't spell very well.
2007-03-05 10:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sweet Lady Mom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got to 16 yr old girlfriend and thought "wait a minute....."
2007-03-05 11:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by babybunny729 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was hoping at mother, but definitely at counsellor.
2007-03-05 11:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by Chantilylace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one about the counselor
2007-03-05 10:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second statement, but I read the lot - you're weird, and I'm smart!
2007-03-05 10:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i Got untill you said that. I thought it was kind of dumb and who would post this, but well done! lol im so stupid! I cant believe i fell for that.
2007-03-05 10:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by Em 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3rd paragraph
2007-03-05 10:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by Li 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋