If your child asked you...?

Question

If your child asked u where did babie come from what would u say?

If your child asked u why were u and daddy/mommy screaming each others names last night and why were the beds squeaking so loud what would u say?

If your child asked u how do u have sex what would u say/

lmao-funny answers PLZ!!

Answer 1

#1- My oldest two know babies come from mommy's tummy. They don't know how they get out. My oldest askest me once (four years old at the time) and I answered honestly. He said, "Mommy, you're being silly."

So now I just say 'the doctor takes them out'

#2- Mommy and Daddy were playing, but that must have been your bed or your brother's that you heard, because water beds don't creak.

#3- The first step is to be old enough and mature enough. When you are, it will come naturally.

Answer 2

For number 2:

We were having a pillow fight on the bed. It got really intense because the winner would get a piece of cake and hot chocolate.

Answer 3

They're too young to know right now! I'm still using the old cabbage patch line. Which would explain why they look at the vegetables funny in the supermarket.

Answer 4

we had to scream because someone put mexican jumping beans in the bed and couldnt hear anything but the bed.
i dont know were married!

Answer 5

been there...I told em you're tinkie will fall off if you do that before you're married, and I also told him we were moving the bed's around and it kept falling on mommie's feet. And I told him babies come from mommy's belly...duh!

Answer 6

Ask your mother.

Answer 7

Ask your father

Ask your father

Ask your father

Answer 8

I would ignore my kid, or tell him or her not to worry about such things.

Answer 9

I'd tell them where they came from

Answer 10

ask your father