I can't seem to find any funny ones tonight and I'm bored. The one that makes me laugh out loud will get the ten points.
Thank you
2007-03-05 08:48:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Nice try Kaspar, I'm sure MJ will be able to do better!!!
2007-03-05 09:07:58 · update #1
Here is a scene from "Analyze That" with Robert DeNiro! If you haven't seen the movie let me just say that Robert DeNiro used to be a big mafioso until his shrink gets him a job selling cars so that he can experience having a different type of job and hopefully learn from the experience. LOL he is hilarious and one of my favorite actors I hope you enjoy it:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rbwf_Lt5JjA
and here is another joke with Russell Peters the comedian lol on Italians soooo funny lol enjoy (he is a great comedian):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8WVr-JNfidg
2007-03-05 11:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Tifosa♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kasper wow... how can something be a joke when its a complete fact.. theres supposed to be A LITTLE TRUTH in a joke.. not the WHOLE dang thing..
Maybe Kasper and his friend Abramovich can use their 1.5 billion dollar machine to entertain you.
2007-03-05 10:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in sh*t up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
2007-03-05 08:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
2007-03-05 16:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...Algorithm defined - would you believe...
1. the former Vice-President's doing the macarena?
OR
2. a combination of an alligator and a gorilla that took dance lessons
2007-03-06 02:36:27 · answer #5 · answered by carson123 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, I think it'll be pretty hard to beat Naty's joke.
2007-03-05 10:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road, because he wanted to kick monriho in the nuts.
2007-03-05 09:23:27 · answer #7 · answered by celi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one Kasper!
2007-03-05 08:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes i have a Joke
Barca will knock out Liverpool and progress to the quarter-finals.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! DAMN THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!! LOL
2007-03-05 08:54:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Chelsea will win CL and EPL!
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...
Oh my God,i'm so funny!:)
2007-03-05 10:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋