if i sit down on a wooden chair, will it hurt the floor more? Or my anus?

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if i sit down on a wooden chair, will it hurt the floor more? Or my anus?

The chair is wooden, non-malleable, rather hard, and approximately 9.67 pounds. If anyone could help me figure this out, as i am rather afraid to sit down at the moment, for fear of the safety of my anus.

2007-03-05 08:33:06 · 1 answers · asked by ljkappas@sbcglobal.net 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries

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You are an anus! The chair should fear you!

2007-03-05 08:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Rach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋