I always crack up when remembering of the shrinking and he yelling "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!"
2007-03-05 08:15:06 · 25 answers · asked by wisdom is my signature 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You guys are making me laugh my a** off......
memories.....
2007-03-05 09:00:28 · update #1
HAHA!!!
you guys gave my such a good time that I´m not going to pick up a best answer, I´ll leave that to the users
If you ask me, you all gave the best answer,
except for you, dinhoshev, you should have known this question was for Seinfeld fans ONLY, right from the start.
2007-03-06 02:54:33 · update #2
"Buck Naked" - still makes me laugh thinking of it - I mourn the loss of Seinfeld often ...
2007-03-05 08:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by zappafan 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution."-George Costanza
"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ***-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp."-George Costanza
"I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."-George Costanza
[after seeing Elaine's dance at an office party] "Sweet fancy Moses"-George Costanza
To Estelle Costanza about being in the Dating Scene-"No, you're not! Because I'm out there, and if I see *you* out there, there's not enough voltage in the universe to electroshock me back into coherence."-George Costanza
"Only I could fail at failing."-George Costanza
Those are just a few of my Favorites!
2007-03-05 16:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by tashanodoubt2003 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once George was talking to Jerry in the coffeshop and admitted that every single thing he did was wrong - every decision, action, etc. Jerry convinced him that since all his instincts were wrong, he should do the exact opposite...because it must be right.
So George notices a girl looking at him and Jerry says go talk to her. George says, there's no way she'd talk to me, and Jerry reminds him to do the exact opposite of what he thinks. So George walks up to the girl and says:
"My name is George. I'm 38 years old, unemployed, and I live with my parents."
2007-03-05 16:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Steven314159 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cosmo Kramer: You're wasting your life.
George Costanza: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.
Cosmo Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: You got money?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have a woman?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any prospects?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?
George Costanza: Uh, no.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George Costanza: I like to get the daily news.
2007-03-05 16:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dug his answering machine message, sung (badly) to the old theme song from "The Greatest American Hero..."
Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message after the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home... BEEP!
2007-03-05 16:18:27 · answer #5 · answered by pokecheckme 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Vandolay Industries...
2007-03-05 16:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. lmao I love Seinfeld....
2007-03-05 16:17:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When he was trying to come up with a comeback:
"The Jerkstore called and they're running out of you."
LMAO!!!
2007-03-05 20:38:34 · answer #8 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the same scene/quote I immediately thought of when I saw this question. =]
2007-03-05 16:23:09 · answer #9 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His name like it was a product,
serenity now,
being handicapped to get a job,
and more.
2007-03-05 16:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋