Jehova's Witness I think!
This makes me mad my son just went down for a nap and now my dog is gonna start barking. I won't answer the door, What would you do?
2007-03-05 07:30:05 · 32 answers · asked by R♥bin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Put a sign on your door for when your son is sleeping...
"Baby sleeping. Please do not knock or disturb."
2007-03-05 07:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by Texas Mom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I JUST REMEMBER THAT I OWN BOTH SIDES OF THE DOOR!! I don't even turn the TV down or leave the windows either. I sit right there, or walk around and choose not to answer MY door!!
2007-03-05 07:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by Dovey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide!!!! Either that, or open the door and offer to purchase 4 boxes of Thin Mints....keep the joke going even as they tell you they are Jehovah Witnesses....keep telling them how cute their girl scout uniforms are...then finally get angry and tell them you are sick of girl scouts coming to the door and not having the cookies you want and then slam the door! Hey, your kid might wake up, but at least you'll have some fun!
2007-03-05 07:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I moved out to a home in the country with a long driveway and a house you can't see from the road. I haven't been bothered since. HOWEVER, my brother has posted a sign on his front door that says "Cranky Day Sleeper with gun. Do not disturb."
2007-03-05 07:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Quick put on a moo moo, and stuff your belly like your pregnant, and open the door really fast. Throw some mens close out on the lawn and yell "you cheating bastard, dont come round here no more!!!!" "YOU AINT MY BABYS DADDY ANY WAY!!!"
2007-03-05 07:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Put on my Black Sabbath T-shirt and chew a ketcup packet while holding a hypodermic needle in 1 arm and my infant son in the other. Actually that's probably not a good idea. They'll stay even longer then to try and "convert" you.
2007-03-05 07:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have a coworker who is Mormon, and he says the quickest way to get rid of a Jehovah's Witness is to say "I'm Mormon" and shut the door.
2007-03-05 07:32:47 · answer #7 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do what I do grab a magazine off the counter and push it on them. Or I swear alot and act a little crazy. Have fun with it annoy them more than they annoy you, and you win
2007-03-05 07:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mean Rob 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
believe me.....they ARE jehovah witnesses. they will NOT leave people alone. to witness to people - you have to be in their space and time so they'll accept you. if you tick them off - you'll lose them...DUH! could you run out and cut them off at the pass before they ring the bell? otherwise they are pretty persistant!! sorry! i'm a pentecostal, but i KNOW when to NOT tick people off besides i HATE getting frowned at!
2007-03-05 07:36:39 · answer #9 · answered by curiousgeorgette 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell them I believe Jesus Christ was not just a prophet but is the true Son of God and that my husband doesn't like me talking to people who don't. Then shut the door.
2007-03-05 07:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by ESTamez 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I always tell them that I already attened a church...that usally gets rid of them....If you buy one of thoose "no soliciting" signs then I dont think that they can bother you~!
2007-03-05 07:34:06 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋