Mmmmmm. Is he a good looking sailor?
I could think of some things to do with him... *wink*
2007-03-05 07:35:47
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answered by Anonymous
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Weave yer baggywrinkle. Tighten the sheepshank! Open the seacock! Lower the spanker and watch out for the high flyin’ yankee!
just dont give him coffee, then you will have a wide awake drunken sailor.
dont give him a cold shower, or then we will have a cold wet drunken sailor.
Sling him in the long boat ‘til he’s sober!
Pull out the plug and wet him all over!
Take him! Shake him! Try and wake him!
Trice him up on a running bowline!
Give him a taste of the bosun’s rope-end!
Give him a dose of salt and water!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Put him into bed with the captain’s daughter!
(She was a relative of the cat-o-nine-tails!)
That’s what we’ll do with the drunken sailor
Hoorah! Up she rises.
2007-03-05 15:27:01
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answer #2
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answered by Jillary von Hämsterviel™ 7
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Tyler...we should report him alcoholism to the captain. The captain will call him to a captains mast and then his little drunk sorry sailor *** will not see the light of day for about 6 weeks. How about that?
2007-03-05 15:27:02
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answered by sunset 4
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Put him in the scuppers with the hose pipe on him.
Hoist him aboard with a running bowline.
Put him in the brig until he's sober.
Make him turn to at shining bright work.
2007-03-05 15:34:09
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answered by haylsin 3
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Cut his fu##ing eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
2007-03-05 15:28:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Make him a presidential candidate- he's already superior to the clowns we have running so far.
2007-03-05 15:28:06
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answered by Betty Mae Bop 4
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Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.
2007-03-05 15:25:55
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answered by Sartoris 5
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Make him do the River Dance..
2007-03-05 15:33:08
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answered by *toona* 7
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Sit him in a "Dunk Tank" at a Carnival.
2007-03-05 15:26:27
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answered by D W 4
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Throw him overboard. Naw I am just kidding.
2007-03-05 15:26:41
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answered by jose 2
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